Tanga Quotes Images

Check out this Tanga Quotes Picture posted and shared in different social network and blog sites. "Tanga" is tagalog word meaning stupid, fool or idiot.

1. Nilalayuan ka na, Nilalapitan mo pa.
2. May mahal na siyang iba, minamahal mo pa
3. Sinaktan ka na at niloko ng ilang miyong beses pero pinatatawad mo pa
4. Alam monh pera at katawan lang habol sa'yo pero sige ka pa rin ng sige
5. Alam mong mahal ka lang nya pag may kailangan lang sya sa'yo pero ok lang sayo.

Ganyan ba nag pag-ibig at kaligayahan na gusto mo? May mas karapat dapat pang taong nakalaan para sa'yo. Isang taong pahahalagahan ka at mamahalin ng tunay

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Important Health Tips Image

You may consider this a very nice Important Health Tips posted and shared in different social network and blog sites. A simple tips but helps a lot.

• Don't take your medicine with cold water.
• Don't eat heavy meals after 5pm.
• Drink more water in morning, less at night.
• Best sleeping time is 10pm to 4am
• Don't lie down immadiately after taking meal
• Answer phone calls from Left Ear.
• When phone's battery is low to last last bar, don't answer the call because the radiation is 1000 times stronger.

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Craziest Things na Ginagawa Pagnalalasing Image

Did you know that Beer, as all alcoholic drinks, is made by fermentation caused by bacteria feeding on the yeast cells, then defecating and this bacterial excrement is called alcohol. Beer is consider as second most popular beverage in the world, next to "Tea"

Check out this Tagalog Craziest Things na Ginagawa Pagnalalasing Image posted and shared in different social media and blog sites.

1. Umiiyak kahit walang dahilan
2. Nagbibigay ng advice sa kapwa lasing
3. Kumakanta ng pasintunado
4. Tinatawagan/ Tinetext ang Ex
5. Naiinlove bigla
6. Ginagawang unan ang inidoro
7. Nagiging galante
8. Ikinukwento ang buhay ng buong angkan
9. English speaking pero wrong grammar
10. Panay ang sabi ng "Hindi na ako iinom" habang nagsusuka
11. Pagewang-gewang ang lakad sabay sabing "Hindi ako lasing
12. nagsasalita lang pero sumisigaw na
13. Bigla na lang magagalit

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Teacher and Class Funny Jokes Image

Check out this Teacher and Class Funny Jokes Image posted and shared in different social media and blog sites.

Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America
Maria: Here it is
Teacher Correct, Now class, who discovered America?
Class: Maria

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Teacher John, why are doing your math multiplication on the floor?
John: You told me to do it without using tables

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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile"?
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
Teacher: No, that's wrong
Glenn: maybe its wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this Kid)

Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald: H I J K L M N O
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Donald: Yesterday, you said it's H to O! XD

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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago?
Winnie: Me! XD

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Teacher: Glen, why do you have always get so dirty?
Glen: Well, I'm not a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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Teacher: Millie Give me a sentence starting with "I"
Millie: "I" is..
Teacher: No, Millie..Always say, "I am"
Millie: All right..."I am the ninth letter of the alphabet"

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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree but also admitted.  Now Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
Louie: Because George still had the axe in his hand

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Teacher: Now Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
Simon: No Sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook

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Teacher: Clyde, you composition on my "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother, Did you copy his?
Clyde: No Sir. It's the same Dog

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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Harold: A Teacher

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CAUGHT ON TAPE | Motorist mauls MMDA enforcer video is now viral on Social Media Sites

Check out this viral video where motorist mauls the MMDA Enforcer, the traffic enforcer is identified as Saturnino Fabros and according in T3(TV5 show), the motorist identified as Robert Blair Carabuena. The said incident happened Saturday at Capitol Hills Drive corner Tandang Sora in Quezon City. The said video in now viral and trending in different social network, video streaming and blog sites.

MMDA Enforcer Fabros stated  in the interview " Nagpa-GO ako dito kanina, sila nman dumiretso, tapos nung sinabihan ko bakit sila dumiretso, sila pa ang nagalit, yun na, bumaba na sila, sinapak ako".  MMDA Officials and Mr. Fabros will file appropriate charges of direct assault against Mr. Carabuena.

Statement of MMDA Chairman Francis Tolentino on the Saturnino Fabros Incident

We at the MMDA condemn to the highest degree the physical assault perpetrated by an abusive and violent motorist on our hapless traffic enforcer who was just enforcing traffic laws.

This, I believe, is the last thing the MMDA can afford. It defames the person of Mr. Saturnino Fabros, the undersigned as chief executive of the office, as well as the MMDA's.

Mr. Fabros was just doing his job dutifully as a traffic enforcer. The actions of Mr. Robert Blair Carabuena showed total disregard for a person of authority and a blatant disrespect for the law.

A public apology is demanded from Mr. Carabuena, not only for Mr. Fabros, but for the entire Authority, which he unjustly and intentionally offended.

All support will be given to Mr. Fabros in his search for justice in the proper court.

I urge the MMDA community to continue the good work that we have shown for the past years, and because of your support and cooperation, we have served the public and achieved our mission with sincerity, and integrity. 

Keep in mind that this incident should not have happened in the first place. Nonetheless, I trust that this unfortunate spectacle shall become an example for all motorists on how to behave and conduct themselves. 

Mga Bumubuo ng Masayang Klase Picture on Social Network Sites

Check out this nice and cute tagalog Mga Bumubuo ng Masayang Klase image, posted and shared in different social media and blog sites.

Mga Bumubuo ng Masayang Klase:

SI JOKER - Mahilig magjoke kahit corny basta may masabi

ANG PAPANSIN - walang magawa sa Buhay

THE NERD - ang savior of the day kung walang notes at homework

TEACHERS PET - sumbungero sa teacher kaya walang gustong makipagusap sa kanya

MR/MS DALDALERO at DALDALERA - walang tigil ang bunagnga mahapong nagsasalita

ANG MAARTE AT MAYAMAN - hate siya lahat ng mga kaklase

THE EMOTIONAL - hindi namamansin walang pakialam sa mundo

ORDINARY STUDENT - nagaaral nakikiride in sa mga jokes ng iba



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Relationship Love Quotes Picture

Check out this very nice and inspirational Relationship Love Quotes Picture posted and shared in different social media and blog sites.

When nails grow long,
we cute nails not fingers.
Similarly when
misunderstanding grow up,
cut your ego
not your Relationship

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Warren Buffett Excellent Quotes on Social Media Sites

Warren Edward Buffett, is known one of the  world's wealthiest person and benn consistently ranked among the world's wealthiest people. Buffet is American most successful investor, business magnate and philanthropist. If your thinking how he achieved success in life? you might consider this very inspirational Excellent Quotes by Warren Buffet image posted and shared in different social media and blog sites.

Excellent Quotes by Warren Buffett

On Earning: "Never depend on single income
Make investment to create second source".

On Spending: "If you buy things you do not need,
Soon you will have to sell things you need".

On Savings: "Do not save what is left after spending,
but spend what is left after saving".

On Taking Risk: "Never test the depth of with both feet".

On Investment: "Do not put all eggs in one basket"

On Expectations: "Honesty is very expensive gift.
Do not expect it from cheap people".

- by Warren Buffett

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Marc Nelson in (Flood) Bayanihan Tradition is now viral on Social Network Sites

It was couple days of massive rains and floods around pummeled large areas of Luzon, resulted severe damaged in flooded communities.  Filipinos help each other during these trying times and everyone can be heroes even in our own little ways like one good deed of Marc Nelson, who helped a friend in flooded Sta Mesa. The said image of Marc Nelson in Bayanihan Tradition is now posted and shared on different social media and blog sites. Pinoy Trend salute you Marc!

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Bayanihan is commom tradition in Philippines  community members volunteer to help a family move to a new place by volunteering to transport the house to a specific location.  Marc Nelson is actor, host, and model in the Philippines and  television shows like Sports Unlimited on ABS-CBN , The Duke with Rovilson Fernandez in AXN Asia, and Dare Duo on QTV 11 (GmaNewsTv).

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Quiapo Underpass Olympic Diving Competition is viral on Social Network Sites

It was 2 days of torrential rains hits large areas in Luzon that causes major flood in communities in Metro Manila  and neighboring provinces.  Check out this video whereas the Quiapo Underpass turn into Olympic Diving Competition by some people near the area. This become viral and popular in different social network sites, video streaming and blog sites.

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10 Steps to Move on from a Relationship Image on Social Network Site

Check out this 10 Steps to Move on from a Relationship Image posted and shared on different social network and blog sites.

1. Clear your baggage (Acknowledge, accept and let of go your feelings)
2. Recognize he/she is not one for you (The right person will not trigger such doubts in the first place)
3. Share with your close friends (You don't have to go through this alone)
4. Reduce with your close friends (If it helps you move on)
5. Seek closure with him/her (If there are questions you need to answer to)
6. Forgive him/her( first forgiving yourself. Hanging on grievances prevent happiness from entering your life)
7. Do the things you love (What are they? Exercising? Traveling? Movies? Reading Book?)
8. Meet new people (Don't get cooped up)
9. Know there is nothing wrong with you nor him/ her (It just wasn't right match - that's all)
10. Recognize there is someone out there for you (Live your best life - I'ts a matter of time before your paths cross)

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7 Flood Safety Tips

Check out this 7 Flood Safety Tips to keep in mind and in case if there's flood emergency, when stranded proceed to the highest point of household and make sure you:

1. Listen to the radio or television for any infomation and updates.
2. Be ready for emergency food and water.
3. If you have time prepare basic survival kit such as:

•basic clothes
•important documents
•extra cash
•a water

4. You better move special belongings to higher floor or a secured spot in house if possible.
5. Use flashlights or rechargeable lamp, rather than candles
or flammable  sources of light.
6. Do not touch electrical equipment if you have been outside in the rain.
7. Avoid electrical outputs in house.

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Emergency Hotline Numbers - Philippines

Here's a very useful Philippine Emergency Hotlines to remember:

(PNPPhilippine National Police 
117 or send TXT PNP to 2920

(AFP)Armed Forces of the Philippines

(NDCCNational Disaster Coordinating Council 

(PAG-ASA)Philippine Atmospheric Geophysical and Astronomical Services Administration

(DPWH)Department of Public Works and Highways 

(DILGDepartment Of Interior and Local Government

(BFP) Bureau of Fire Protection, National Capital Region

(MMDA) Metro Manila Development Authority 

Red Cross



(DEPED) Department Of Education 


(DTI) Department Of Trade and Industry Price Monitoring

(DOH) Department Of Health 

Philippine Coast Guard

(NLEXNorth Luzon Expressway 

(SLEX) South Luzon Expressway 

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CALL ME MAYBE Lyrics (GOD'S Version) on viral on Social Network Sites

Canadian recording artist Carly Rae Jepsen originally song the hit single "Call Me Maybe" from her first EP Curiosity (2012). check out this another version of CALL ME MAYBE Lyrics (GOD'S Version) with a touch of religious message, this image is posted and shared in different social network and blog sites.

Call Me Maybe 

GOD  I just met You
But You love me crazy
I'm Your s forever
I know You called me
It's hard to let go
Your love has changed me
I'm Yours forever
I know You called Me

God You came into my life
I need You so bad
I need You so bad
I need You so so bad (2X)

Check out this original music video of Call Me Maybe 

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21 Suggestions for Success by H. Jackson Brown Jr.

What is Success? Success is about getting all that you wanted to have. Every individual dreamed to be successful of what he pursue. Being successful in life means that you achieve all or at least most of your major goals to the extent that you become really satisfied with your life. Check out this motivational 21 Suggestions for Success by H. Jackson Brown Jr. posted and shared in different social network and weblogs sites. Hope you'll like it and apply it in your life.

1. Marry the right person.  This one decision will determine 90% of your happiness or misery.
2. Work at something you enjoy and that's the worthy of your time and talent.
3. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
4. Become the most positive and enthusiastic person you know
5. Be forgiving of yourself and others.
6. Be generous
7. Have a grateful heart.
8. Persistence, persistence, persistence.
9. Discipline yourself to save money on even the most modest salary.
10. Treat everyone you meet like you want to be treated.
11. Commit yourself to constant
12. Commit yourself to quality

13. Understand that Happiness is not on relationsip on possessions, power, prestige, but on relationships with people you love and respect.
14. Be loyal
15. Be honest
16. be a self-starter
17. Be decisive even if it means you'll be wrong
18. Stop blaming others. Take responsibility for every area of your life.
19. Be bold and courageous. When you lookback on your life, you'll regret the things you didn't do more than the ones you did.
20. Take good care of those you loves.
21. Don't do anything that wouldn't make your mom proud.

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Pakialamera Quotes Images on Social Network Sites

Check out this Pakialamera Quotes Images posted and shared on social network and blog sites. Pakialamera Quotes photo is made originally by Wagas Worldwide on facebook.

Dear Pakialamera,

May Sariling buhay 
ka na man di ba?
Bakit pati sa buhay 
ko nakikisawsaw ka?


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3 Steps to a Happy Life Quotes Images on Social Media Sites

Sad? Alone? Worries? Here a 3 steps to a Happy Life Quotes Image for you to inspired and shared with. It's a inspirational quotes that posted and shared in different social network and blog sites.

3 Steps to a Happy Life

1. Don't stress yourself with useless people who don't desrve to be an issue in your life.

2. Never invest too emotion at one thing because if you do, you will end up hurting yourself.

3. Learn to live without your worries, because God will take care of everything. TRUST and HAVE Faith.

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