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Ang Sampung Utos ng mga Babaero - Pinoy Funny Jokes


















Check out this funny image about the Sampung Utos ng Babaero posted in different social media and blog sites. 

1. Huwag kang Papahuli sa Asawa mo Yari ka.
2. Huwag kang Manlalaki dahil Babaero ka.
3. Huwag kang aamin sa pang babae mo. Looser ka!
4. Huwag mo gawain ang babae ng Kapwa mong Babaero
5  Mag Ahit ka ng Bigote mahahalatang Babaero ka
6. Magpabango ka ng Pambabaeng Pabango bago umalis ng bahay para pag uwi mo amoy babae ka pa rin.
7. Mag Anti-Biotic ka bka mahawa
8. Manuod ka muna ng TV Pagdating mo ng bahay bago matulog, mahahalatang pagod ka
9. Huwag pupunta sa matataong lugar dahil mahuhuli ka ng asawa mo sa night club na lang
10. Magpahinga ka naman hindi mauubos yan


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*image credit to rightful owner, Rakker Loko posted on facebook

Boy Abunda and Mahal Funny Jokes viral on Social Network Sites


















Boy Abunda, (Eugenio Romerica Abunda), Jr. is a Filipino journalist, talent manager and television personality. He was born on October 29, 1955 in Borongan City. Abunda became a host of Show and Tell, a late night variety talk show with Gretchen Barretto, and Startalk, an entertainment talk show. In 1999, he moved to GMA Network's competitor ABS-CBN where he hosted The Buzz, Private Conversations, Home Boy and Kontrobersyal. Currently, he hosts The Bottomline with Boy Abunda, a talk show interview and SNN: Showbiz News Ngayon. While Mahal is Naomi Carpio in real life.

Check out this funny joke image about Boy Abunda and Mahal conversation which is posted, shared and gets viral on different social network and blog sites. For entertainment purpose only.


Boy: Mahal, Kung ihahanlintulad mo ang iyong sarili sa isang furniture, ano ka?

Mahal: Kachi chimple lang ako ticho boy, chiguro chupa. ,ahilig chalaga ako cha chupa..ancharap kachi pagnacha chupa.  Nakaupo cha chupa... higa cha chupa.. dapa cha chupa... kaya chupa ako.

(*from the conversation, Mahal "chupa" line is pertaining to Sofa.)
*image credit rightful owner, wagas posted on facebook

Tagalog Girlfriend vs Boyfriend Quotes Image


















Experience argument with your special someone? The best thing to end this argument is to sit, talk and listen with both parties or just check out this Tagalog Girlfriend vs Boyfriend Quotes Image for you to share with. This image is posted and shared in different media and blog sites. Hope you'll like it!

Girlfriend: Ang gusto ko lang naman lambingin mo ko pagnatatampo ko
Boyfriend: Di ko alam bakit ka nagtatampo sakin, ginagawa ko nman lahat
para maging okay tayo
Girfriend: Kapag sinabi kong "hindi mo ko mahal" gusto ko lang
marinig sayo na mahal mo ko
Boyfriend: Nasasaktan akong marinig na hindi pa pala ako sapat sayo. Ginagawa ko naman lahat naman ng alam kong paraan ng pagmamahal
Girlfriend: Pagsinabi kong AYOKO ibig sabihin pilitin mo ko
Boyfriend: Ayokong pilitin ka sa ayaw mo dahil gusto ko masaya ka lagi sa kung anong ginawa mo
Girlfriend: Pagsinabi ko mas masaya ako kapag wala ka, gusto ko lang yakapin mo ko at wag nang pakawalan pa
Boyfriend: Lalayo ako kung san ka masaya dahil ang gusto ko lang naman mapasaya ka. kahit masaktan ako basta masaya ka OKAY na ko


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*image credit to rightful owner, posted on facebook

Tagalog Long Distance Relationships Best Quotes and Messages


















Check out this Tagalog Long Distance Relationships Best Quotes and Messages for you to share with.  Image is posted and shared in different social media and blog sites.

Bilib ako sa mga taong pumapasok sa Long Distance Relationship
• Yung kahit na nahihirapran at nasasaktan na sila ng sobra, patuloy pa rin silang nahihintay at lumalaban.
• Yung kahit na may choice sila na iwan na yung taong yun kase malayo yung taong mahal nila , hindi pa rin nila ginagawa kasi mahal niya at as masasktan siya kapag nawala ang taong yun.
•Yung naappreciate na nila yung maliit na bagay sa ibang tao pero napakalaking bagay na para sa kanila katulad na lang na makita lang nila sa webcam masaya na sila, buo na araw nila, yung makausap lang nila, masaya na sila
•Yung kahit na maraming taong nakapalibot sa kanila, na mas better pa sa taing napalayo sa kanila, but still, hindi pa rin nila nagawang lokohin yung mga karelasyon nila.
•Yung halos mabaliw na sila dahil sa sobrang pagkamiss, iiyak lang sila tapos lalaban ulit.
•Yung mga taong handang maghintay kahit gaano katagal.
•Yung mga taong pinipilit na ipaglaban yung relasyon sa kabila ng distansya
•Yung taong pinipilit matatag sa kabila ng hirap at sakit.
•Yung natitiis nila na kahit walang physical contact, walang yakap, walang lambing, basta malambing na sa webcam okay na sila.
•Yung nagtitiwala pa rin sila kase hindi nila nakakasama.


Hindi biro ang ganitong relasyon.  Yung mga taong involves sa isang Long Distance Relationship, sila yung mga taong naninilwala na magwowork sa kabila ng milya milyang distansya.  Alam ko kung gaano kahirap at gaano kasakit. Kaya bilib ako sa mga taong sumusugal sa ganitong relasyon.

*image credit to rightful owner, posted on facebook

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Banana Amazing Sculpture image on Social Network sites


















Have you imagine doing such creative and amazing artwork also can be done in fruits such as Bananas? well, check out this Banana Amazing Sculpture which posted in different social network and blog sites. Bananas are good source of carbohydrates which gives more energy to a person, you can also check this 10 health benefits of bananas in our body.

1. Bananas regulate the bowel system
2. Bananas reduce the risk of heart diseases and blood pressure
3. Bananas reduce depression
4. Eat bananas for healthy bones
5. Reduce menstrual pains with bananas
6. Bananas help ulcer patients
7. Bananas increases iron and thereby high hemoglobin
8. Quit smoking by eating bananas
9. Bananas increase brain power
10. Reduce itching of mosquito bites with bananas


*image credit to rightful owner, weibo.com site and posted on facebook

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7 Side Effects of Soda Image on Social Network Sites


















Do you usually drink Soda? do you know what are the different effects of Soda in your body? check out this picture which 7 Side Effects of Soda.  The said trivia photo is posted and shared in different social network and blog sites.

1. Phosphoric Acid - weakens bones and rots teeth.
2. Excessive Artificial sweeteners makes you crave more.
3. Carmel Color - Made from the chemical, is purely cosmetic, it doesn't add flavor yet is tainted with carcinogens.
4. Formaldehyde - Carcinogen, it is not added in soda but when you digest aspartame, it will break down into 2 amino acids anf metahnol = formic acid+formaldehyde (diet sodas).
5. High Fructose Corn Syrup is a concentrated form of sugar, fructose an derived from corn. It increases body fat, cholesterol and triglycerides and also makes you hungry.
6. Potassium Benzoate-preservative that can be broken down to benzene in your body. Keep your soda in the sun and benzen = carcinogen.
7. Food Dyes-impaired brain function, hyperactive behavior, difficulty focusing, lack of impulse control.




*image credit to rightful owner, posted on facebook

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BROD PETE'S EULOGY FOR DOLPHY - gets Viral on Social Network Sites


















Check out this funny video about the Brod Pete's Eulogy for Dolphy, the said video is now viral on social networking sites, video streaming and blog sites.  This video happened during the last night before the burial day of the late Comedy King Dolphy at the Heritage Park, Taguig.


Herman Salvador also known as Isko (in John in Marsha) and Brod Pete (in Ang Dating Doon). For Isko the humor of Comedy King Dolphy will never die despite his demise.



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A Man and Woman should know - Simple Quotes Images


















Check this "A Man and Woman should know" - Simple Quotes Images, whic posted in different social network sites and blog sites.

what WOMEN should know:
a MAN who truly loves you
will NEVER let you go
no matter how hard the situtation is.

what MEN should know:
a WOMAN who truly loves you
will be angry at you for so many things,
but will STICK around.

*image credit to rightful owner, posted on facebook

Condom Vs. Napkin - Pinoy Funny Jokes Images


















Check out this funny tagalog conversation between Condom and Napkin. The funny joke image is posted and shared in different social network and blog sites. Hope you'll like it

Condom Vs. Napkin

Condom: Alam mo Napkin pag nagtrabaho ka, 1 Week akong bakante.
Napkin: Tanga! Kapag Ikaw Pumalya, 9 months akong walang benta

Wahahahaha


*image  credit to rightful owner, posted on facebook


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What's your Name in Korean?


















Want to know you name in Korean? Check this "Your Name in Korean" Image which posted in different social network and blog sites.  Kindly follow the procedure / steps below:

Step 1: Your last name is your last number of your year of birth. ex: 1977=7
0: Park
1: Kim
2: Shin
3: Choi
4: Song
5: Kang
6: Han
7: Lee
8: Sung
9: Jung

Step 2: Your Middle name is your month of birth. ex: February=2
1: Yong
2: ji
3: Je
4: Hye
5: Dong
6: Sang
7: Ha
8: Hyo
9: Soo
10: Eun
11: Hyun
12: Rae


Step 3: Your First name is your date of birth. ex:23
1: Hwa 16: Rim
2: Woo 17: Ah
3: Joon 18: Ae
4: Hee 19: Neul
5: Kyo 20: Mun
6: Kyung         21: In
7: Wook 22: Mi
8: Jin    23: ki
9: Jae 24: Sang
10: Hoon         25: Byung
11: Ra 26: Seok
12: Bin 27: Gun
13: Sun 28: Yoo
14: Ri 29: Sup
15: Soo 30: Won
        31: Sub

Example, 1997, October 23 - Lee Eun Ki
*image credit to rightful owner, posted on facebook

Try it copy, post and hare with your friends

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July 13 National Day of Remebrance Comedy King Dolphy


















Pres. Noynoy Aquino already signed the Proclamation No. 433 last Thursday, stating the July 13 will be the National Day of Remembrance for the Philippine Comedy King Rodolfo "Dolphy" Quizon Sr. The President also favor of Dolphy  declaring as one of National Artist.

Deputy presidential spokesperson Abigail Valte stated that the proclamation is to give significance to all the Dolphy's contribution in his career and in every Filipinos life.  Valte also added “The President asks all our countrymen to make this Day of Remembrance a celebration of the full life that Dolphy, with utmost generosity, shared with the country,".


In the proclamation, Pres. Noynoy Aquino cited Dolphy marked in a career that spanned decades, raised the standards of the entertainment industry, and strengthened our cultural identity, giving innumerable aspirants an example to look up to.



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Pinoy Social Climber - Tagalog Quotes Images


















Want to know if your friend or FB-mate is a Social Climber? Check out this cute and funny Tagalog Social Climber Traits and Quotes posted and shared in different social networks and blog sites. 

Social Climber ang friend mo sa FB kapag:
1. Hindi nya nakakalimutan mag "check in" pag nasa sosyal place sya like
    ATC, G5, Dasma, Forbes, Ayala Alabang
2. Nagpapapicture picture sa Starbucks habang umiinom ng kape.
3. Palaging may picture ang mga expensive nya na gamit
4. Kailangan malaman ng buong FB na sa S&R sya nag grocery at hindi sa Puregold.
5. Upload agad ng picture pagsosyal ang merienda like Krispy Kreme
    or dessert na galing sa Bizu
6. Kailngan mag thank you sa natanggap na expensive gift
    sa status message kahit na katabi lang nya ang nagbigay
7. Hindi pwedeng makalimutan magpapicture pag kumain sa mahal na restaurant.
8. Kailangan taglish ang shout para CONYO ang dating

*image credit to rightful owner, posted on facebook



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Being a Girl Quotes - Simple Quotes Images


















Check out this inspirational Quotes about Being a Girl which is posted and shared in different social network and blog sites.

Girls,
Being a curvy doesn't mean you're Fat
Being you doesn't mean you you're Weird
Being single doesn't mean you're Alone
Being imperfect doesn't mean you're Ugly


You are different.
that's what makes you Perfect!

*image credit to rightful owner, posted on facebook

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Mga Inglesera sa Kanto and Mga Nagmamaganda Banat - Pamatay na Banat Images


















Check out this funny Banat ng mga Inglesera sa Kanto and Mga Nagmamaganda

1. ats if!
2. the nerd!
3. im sick of tires
4. true good to be true!
5. when it rains, It's four
6. once in a new moon
7. keep your mouth shock!
8. connect me if im wrong!
9. i hope you dont mine
10. will u please give me alone?
11. blessing in the sky!
12. om my gas!
13. you can never can tell!
14. PLS. DON'T MAKE FOND OF ME!!!
15. syrup copy

*image credit to rightful owner, posted on facebook!




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Dolphy, the Philippines' Comedy King Dies at 83


















The Philippine Comedy King Dolphy, Rodolfo Vera Quizon, Sr. in real life has passed away around 8:34 p.m., July 10 Thuesday night  at Makati Medical Center as confirmed by on the interview his partner Zsa Zsa Padilla on ABS-CBN News. Dolphy died due to multiple organ failure, secondary to complications brought about by severe pneumonia, chronic obstructive pulmonary disease and acute renal failure.

Dolphy, diagnosed with Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease (COPD) and underwent several dialysis treatments while in the hospital. He also had at least two bouts of pneumonia, with the last one occurring only recently. His remains will lies in state at the Heritage Park in Taguig City.

Salamat Mang Dolphy! Ikaw pa rin ang Nag-iisang Hari ng Komedya


 "Kahit mamatay at mabuhay akong uli, mag-aartista pa rin ako," - Dolphy



Ang Babae Quotes Images - Pinoy Simple Quotes


















Check out this Pinoy Simple Quotes which features "Ang Babae Quotes" Image made by Jemselle Calma on Tumblr. The said image is posted and shared in different social network and blog sites. Hope you'll like it!


Ang Babae:
1. NILALAPITAN, hindi PINAPALAPIT
2. NILILIBRE, hindi PINEPERAHAN
3. Sineseryoso, hindi NILOLOKO
4. PINAPASAYA, hindi PINAPAASA
5. INALAGAAN, hindi PINAPABAYAAN
6. NIRERESPETO, hindi BINABASTOS
7. PINAGMAMALAKI, hindi KINAKAHIYA
8. PINAPANGITI, hindi PINAPAIYAK
9. INUUNA, hindi BINABALEWALA
at higit sa lahat
10. MINAMAHAL, hindi SINASAKTAN

*image credit to rightful owner, jemselle calma posted on tumblr and facebook




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Thor Funny Picture / Photo Collection 3 - Viral on Social Network Sites


















Here's the third (3rd) installment of Thor Funny Picture / Photo Collection edited, posted, shared and gets viral in different social media network and blog sites. All images are credit to rightful owner /s. Hope you'll like it!

Thor in Avengers
The Avengers, led by S.H.I.E.L.D. head Nick Fury, together with Iron Man, Captain America, the Hulk and Thor to formed a team that stop Thor's adoptive brother Loki from domination to the Earth.  The Avengers is directed and scripted by Joss Whedon and it's the 6th installment in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Avengers (2012) Film Cast:
Robert Downey, Jr. as Tony Stark / Iron Man
Chris Evans as Steve Rogers / Captain America
Mark Ruffalo as Dr. Bruce Banner / Hulk
Chris Hemsworth as Thor
Scarlett Johansson as Natasha Romanoff / Black Widow
Jeremy Renner as Clint Barton / Hawkeye
Tom Hiddleston as Loki
Samuel L. Jackson as Nick Fury

Mis-THOR Bean

THOR-pe

THOR-Tillos

HunTHOR X HunTHOR and Ghost fighTHOR


Sari-Sari S-THOR

Hope you like this 3rd installment of Thor Funny Picture Collection which now viral in web world and even shown television. Will post it again if we found another batch of funny picture of Thor for you.


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Thor Funny Picture Collection 2 - Viral on Social Network Sites


















About Thor
Thor, is a very powerful but arrogant warrior whose reckless actions reignite an ancient war. Thor is cast down to Earth and forced to live among humans as punishment.  However, Thor must stop his evil adoptive brother Loki, who has evil plann to become the new king of Asgard.

Thor Movie (2012) Cast:
Chris Hemsworth as Thor
Natalie Portman as Jane Foster
Tom Hiddleston as Loki
Anthony Hopkins as Odin
Stellan Skarsgård as Dr. Erik Selvig
Kat Dennings as Darcy Lewis
Idris Elba as Heimdall
Colm Feore as Laufey
Ray Stevenson as Volstagg
Tadanobu Asano as Hogun
Joshua Dallas as Fandral
Jaimie Alexander as Sif
Rene Russo as Frigga

As promised, here's the 2nd batch of Thor Funny Picture Collection edited, posted, shared and gets viral in different social media network and blog sites. All images are credit to rightful owner. Hope you'll like it!

Miriam Defen-THOR

Naru-THOR

Kunduk-THOR

THOR-ta

Hope you' like this 2nd installment of Thor Funny Picture Collection, will post it again if we found another batch of funny picture of Thor.



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Thor Funny Picture Collection 1 - Viral on Social Network Sites


















About Thor
Thor is a 2011 film adapted from the Marvel comics superhero that creators Stan Lee and Jack Kirby. An American hero based on the thunder god of Norse mythology. Thor Movie is the fourth film in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Thor is played by Chris Hemsworth.

Thor in Avengers (2012)
After a year where first launched of Thor in Cinema, He now joins the smashing hit movie Marvel's The Avengers, 2012 American superhero film produced by Marvel Studios and distributed by Walt Disney Pictures,it is based on the Marvel Comics superhero team of the same name. Thor joined  Iron Man, Captain America, the Hulk, Hawkeye, Black Widow and the S.H.I.E.L.D leader Nick Fury against his adoptive brother Loki from subjugating the Earth.

Check out this Thor's Funny Picture Collection, edited, posted, shared and gets viral in different social media network and blog sites. All images are credit to rightful owner.

Tommorow is THOR-sday

Cen-THOR

Mang Ka-THOR

Pin-THOR

*image credit to rightful owner, Alamat.Ka.Thot.RhandelleRhelle on facebook
KaTHORse

Hope you'll like this first batch of Thor Funny Picture Collection, please wait for the next round of funny Thor pictures.



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15 Ways to Keep a Relationship Working - Love Quotes Images


















Check out this English Love Quotes Image that features the "15 Ways to Keep a Relationship Working" the said image is posted and shared in social network and blog sites.

15 Ways to Keep a Relationship Working:

  1. Love each other.
  2. Don't Lie
  3. Keep communication open.
  4. Stay with.
  5. When you got hurt, just forgive and forget
  6. Never talk about break-ups.
  7. Never say "its ok" even if its not
  8. Forget about PRIDE
  9. If you say sorry, mean it.
  10. Don't talk about your stupid ex's
  11. Don't compare you past to present
  12. Give and take process.
  13. Be aware of his/her feeling.
  14. When you had fight, don't let the day pass w/out being fine.
  15. Don't be the PERFECT ONE. Be the RIGHT ONE
*image credit to rightful owner, posted on facebook



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