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Tagalog Funny Mother and Son Jokes - Ang Sex at ang Kulangot Funny Joke


















Here's another installment of Tagalog Funny Mother and Son Jokes. Hope you'll like it

• Ang Sex at ang Kulangot
Anak: nay, bakit po masarap ang sex?
Nanay: kasi may kiliti o sensation katulad ng nararamdaman mu pag nangungulangot ka.
Anak: bakit po mas nasasarapan ang babae kesa lalaki sa sex?
Nanay: tulad ng pangungulangot, mas nasasarapan ang ilong mo kesa sa daliri.
Anak: bakit ayaw po ng babae ang niri-rape cla?
Nanay:kunwari, naglalakad ka tapos may lumapit sau at biglang sinindot ilong mo. Magugustuhan mo b?
Anak: bakit ayaw ng babaeng makipag sex pag my regla?
Nanay: kung dumudugo ilong mo, mangungulang0t kb?
Anak: bakt ayaw po ng mga lalake ang condom?
Nanay: ikaw gusto mo mangulangot my guwantes sa daliri?


• Bigti
Anak: ma! dalian mo si kuya nagbigti sa banyo!
Nanay: ano?!
nagmadali yung nanay papunta sa banyo. wala pala dun yung anak nya.
Nanay: ikaw talaga. tinakot mo ako! wala naman yung kuya mo dun eh.
Anak: joke lang! sa kwarto siya nagbigti.


• Basketbol
Nanay: oy junior, wag kang babakla bakla ah. umayos ka. magpakalalake ka nga.
Kuya: opo mama. papunta na nga po ako sa basketbolan eh.
Nanay: yan ang anak ko! lalakeng lalake.
Kuya: ma, nakita mo pompoms ko?


• Tambling
mother: o anak kamusta na? ano ginawa nyo sa school?
daughter: mama naglaro po kami tsaka nagtumbling po ako.
mother: ano ka ba! sabi ko nga wag kang magta-tumbling eh. makikita panty mo!
daughter: eh di naman po makikita kasi nilagay ko sa bag ko :-)


Nanay and Anak Funny Jokes Images


















Check out this funny Tagalog Nanay and Anak Jokes, posted and shared in different social media and blog sites.

Nanay: Nak lutuin mo na yung sardinas
Anak: kakaliskisan ko po ba?
Nanay: tanggalin mo na rin yung hasang ng masulit ang katangahan mo hayup ka!!!


Anak: Nay, Hingi sana ako ng 500
Nanay: Ano 400? ang laki naman ng 300 na hinihingi mo! Anong gagawin mo sa P200? Kala mo ba madali lang makahanap ng 100? 50 nga ang hirap kitain, 20 pa kaya? swerte ka may P10 pa ako...ohhh oh P5
Anak: Tindi mo Nay...akin na nga baka maging P1 pa yan Kaloka!

*image credit to rightful owner, pizap.com posted and shared on facebook

*image credit to rightful owner, isabelina ako posted and shared on facebook

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Ang Sampung Utos ng mga Babaero - Pinoy Funny Jokes


















Check out this funny image about the Sampung Utos ng Babaero posted in different social media and blog sites. 

1. Huwag kang Papahuli sa Asawa mo Yari ka.
2. Huwag kang Manlalaki dahil Babaero ka.
3. Huwag kang aamin sa pang babae mo. Looser ka!
4. Huwag mo gawain ang babae ng Kapwa mong Babaero
5  Mag Ahit ka ng Bigote mahahalatang Babaero ka
6. Magpabango ka ng Pambabaeng Pabango bago umalis ng bahay para pag uwi mo amoy babae ka pa rin.
7. Mag Anti-Biotic ka bka mahawa
8. Manuod ka muna ng TV Pagdating mo ng bahay bago matulog, mahahalatang pagod ka
9. Huwag pupunta sa matataong lugar dahil mahuhuli ka ng asawa mo sa night club na lang
10. Magpahinga ka naman hindi mauubos yan


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*image credit to rightful owner, Rakker Loko posted on facebook

Boy Abunda and Mahal Funny Jokes viral on Social Network Sites


















Boy Abunda, (Eugenio Romerica Abunda), Jr. is a Filipino journalist, talent manager and television personality. He was born on October 29, 1955 in Borongan City. Abunda became a host of Show and Tell, a late night variety talk show with Gretchen Barretto, and Startalk, an entertainment talk show. In 1999, he moved to GMA Network's competitor ABS-CBN where he hosted The Buzz, Private Conversations, Home Boy and Kontrobersyal. Currently, he hosts The Bottomline with Boy Abunda, a talk show interview and SNN: Showbiz News Ngayon. While Mahal is Naomi Carpio in real life.

Check out this funny joke image about Boy Abunda and Mahal conversation which is posted, shared and gets viral on different social network and blog sites. For entertainment purpose only.


Boy: Mahal, Kung ihahanlintulad mo ang iyong sarili sa isang furniture, ano ka?

Mahal: Kachi chimple lang ako ticho boy, chiguro chupa. ,ahilig chalaga ako cha chupa..ancharap kachi pagnacha chupa.  Nakaupo cha chupa... higa cha chupa.. dapa cha chupa... kaya chupa ako.

(*from the conversation, Mahal "chupa" line is pertaining to Sofa.)
*image credit rightful owner, wagas posted on facebook

Condom Vs. Napkin - Pinoy Funny Jokes Images


















Check out this funny tagalog conversation between Condom and Napkin. The funny joke image is posted and shared in different social network and blog sites. Hope you'll like it

Condom Vs. Napkin

Condom: Alam mo Napkin pag nagtrabaho ka, 1 Week akong bakante.
Napkin: Tanga! Kapag Ikaw Pumalya, 9 months akong walang benta

Wahahahaha


*image  credit to rightful owner, posted on facebook


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Thor Funny Picture / Photo Collection 3 - Viral on Social Network Sites


















Here's the third (3rd) installment of Thor Funny Picture / Photo Collection edited, posted, shared and gets viral in different social media network and blog sites. All images are credit to rightful owner /s. Hope you'll like it!

Thor in Avengers
The Avengers, led by S.H.I.E.L.D. head Nick Fury, together with Iron Man, Captain America, the Hulk and Thor to formed a team that stop Thor's adoptive brother Loki from domination to the Earth.  The Avengers is directed and scripted by Joss Whedon and it's the 6th installment in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Avengers (2012) Film Cast:
Robert Downey, Jr. as Tony Stark / Iron Man
Chris Evans as Steve Rogers / Captain America
Mark Ruffalo as Dr. Bruce Banner / Hulk
Chris Hemsworth as Thor
Scarlett Johansson as Natasha Romanoff / Black Widow
Jeremy Renner as Clint Barton / Hawkeye
Tom Hiddleston as Loki
Samuel L. Jackson as Nick Fury

Mis-THOR Bean

THOR-pe

THOR-Tillos

HunTHOR X HunTHOR and Ghost fighTHOR


Sari-Sari S-THOR

Hope you like this 3rd installment of Thor Funny Picture Collection which now viral in web world and even shown television. Will post it again if we found another batch of funny picture of Thor for you.


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Thor Funny Picture Collection 2 - Viral on Social Network Sites


















About Thor
Thor, is a very powerful but arrogant warrior whose reckless actions reignite an ancient war. Thor is cast down to Earth and forced to live among humans as punishment.  However, Thor must stop his evil adoptive brother Loki, who has evil plann to become the new king of Asgard.

Thor Movie (2012) Cast:
Chris Hemsworth as Thor
Natalie Portman as Jane Foster
Tom Hiddleston as Loki
Anthony Hopkins as Odin
Stellan Skarsgård as Dr. Erik Selvig
Kat Dennings as Darcy Lewis
Idris Elba as Heimdall
Colm Feore as Laufey
Ray Stevenson as Volstagg
Tadanobu Asano as Hogun
Joshua Dallas as Fandral
Jaimie Alexander as Sif
Rene Russo as Frigga

As promised, here's the 2nd batch of Thor Funny Picture Collection edited, posted, shared and gets viral in different social media network and blog sites. All images are credit to rightful owner. Hope you'll like it!

Miriam Defen-THOR

Naru-THOR

Kunduk-THOR

THOR-ta

Hope you' like this 2nd installment of Thor Funny Picture Collection, will post it again if we found another batch of funny picture of Thor.



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Thor Funny Picture Collection 1 - Viral on Social Network Sites


















About Thor
Thor is a 2011 film adapted from the Marvel comics superhero that creators Stan Lee and Jack Kirby. An American hero based on the thunder god of Norse mythology. Thor Movie is the fourth film in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Thor is played by Chris Hemsworth.

Thor in Avengers (2012)
After a year where first launched of Thor in Cinema, He now joins the smashing hit movie Marvel's The Avengers, 2012 American superhero film produced by Marvel Studios and distributed by Walt Disney Pictures,it is based on the Marvel Comics superhero team of the same name. Thor joined  Iron Man, Captain America, the Hulk, Hawkeye, Black Widow and the S.H.I.E.L.D leader Nick Fury against his adoptive brother Loki from subjugating the Earth.

Check out this Thor's Funny Picture Collection, edited, posted, shared and gets viral in different social media network and blog sites. All images are credit to rightful owner.

Tommorow is THOR-sday

Cen-THOR

Mang Ka-THOR

Pin-THOR

*image credit to rightful owner, Alamat.Ka.Thot.RhandelleRhelle on facebook
KaTHORse

Hope you'll like this first batch of Thor Funny Picture Collection, please wait for the next round of funny Thor pictures.



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Ang Sampung Utos ng Maglalasing - Pinoy Funny Jokes Images


















Check out this Funny Image "Ang Sampung Utos ng Maglalasing".  The said 10 Maglalasing Commandments is already posted and shared in different social network and blog sites.

1. Huwag MAKULIT habang umiinom
2. Huwag MATAKAWsa pulutan
3. Huwag PATAGALIN ang BASO at mayroong nag hihintay ng TAGAY
4. Huwag uminom ng uminom kailangan BUMILI ka rin
5. Uminom ng diretso sa TYAN huwag sa ULO
6. Huwag biglang MAWAWALA sa inuman, MAPAALAM kung UUWI na
7. Magtira ng Panlakad kahit hinlalaki ng paa
8. Huwag MATUTULOG habang umiinom
9. Siguraduhing sa BAHAY UWI kung lasing na.
10. Huwag MATAKOT sa asawa

Ang Sinumang Lumabag sa Sampung Utos ng Maglalasing ay SUSUKA ng Walang Humpay dahil sa Karma

*image credit to rightful owner, posted on facebook



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FREE Wifi? It's more fun in the Philippines - Pinoy Funny Jokes Image


















Internet WiFi is very popular nowadays, from malls, coffee shops, in school campus, or even in your friendly neighborhood. Well check out this  Funny Pinoy Jokes Image which features FREE Wifi even in Jeepney.  Image is also posted in different social network and blog sites.

*image credit to righful owner, admeen bangs on facebook

Free WiFi? Its More Fun in Philippines






Tagalog Bestfriend Funny Jokes - Funny Tagalog Jokes Images


















Check out this sample of Tagalog Best friend Funny Jokes which features conversation of bestriend Juan and Pedro. Image is said just posted on social network and blog sites.

Pedro: Pre Kelan birthday mo?
Juan: August 30, Pre!
Pedro: Anong taon?
Juan: Syempre, taon taon!
Alangan naman Sometimes, di ba?
Wag kang tanga? XD
*image credit to rightful person, posted on facebook wall

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Funny Common Pinoy Mistakes - Pinoy Funny Jokes Images


















Here's some list of Funny Common Pinoy Mistakes posted in social networking sites and blog sites.  

Ate pabili ngang colgate, yung close up.
-adik sa toothpaste?XD

Sarado mo yung pinto! Lalabas yung Aircon.
-bongga may Paa?XD

Yaya salubungin mo ang bus ni junior
-tama yan, magpasagasa ka!XD

Anak, Tumbi ka sa daan ah!
-patayin daw ba ang anak?XD

Tinuka ako ng ahas!
-ahas hindi manok! XD

May Tonsil ako
-ako rin. XD

Tulog ka na?
-malaman mo pa kaya kung oo? XD

Lowbat na ko.
-debaterya ka na rin? XD

Pagbilan ng payless, yung lucky me.
-ah, itnok na lang kaya. XD

Pwedeng magtanong?
-nagtatanong ka na nga e. nagpapaalam pa. XD


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*image credit to rightful owner, posted in facebook

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Miami Heat vs Oklahoma Thunders Game 4 - Tagalog Funny Jokes Images


















The Miami Heat take command and just a win away of grabbing the NBA title after the impressive performance guard Mario Chalmers to beat Kevin Durant's beat the Oklahoma City Thunder with a 104-98 on Tuesday (Wednesday, PHL time) for a 3-1 lead in the NBA Finals. Chalmers scored  12 of his 25 points in the last period to lift the HEat all through the fourth quarter.  The Big Three led by Lebron James made 26 pts, Dwayne Wade has 25pts and Chris Bosh added 13 pts for the Miami Heat.

After the Game 4, here comes another Tagalog Funny Jokes Images which features funny conversation of Oklahoma Thunder's Big Three Kevin Durant, Russel Westbrook and James Harden.  The said photo is become viral and posted in social media sites such as facebook, twitter and other blog sites .

image credit to rightful owner, posted in facebook

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Miami Heat vs Oklahoma Thunders Game 2 - Tagalog Funny Jokes Image


















NBA Finals is tied at 1-1 as the Miami Heat beat the Oklahoma Thunders last Thursday Night (Friday, Philippine time). The Miami's big 3 come up with a big game led by Lebron James 32 pts. and now send the series to Miami. As we wait for the Game 3 of NBA Finals, check out this Tagalog Funny Jokes Image which features the Miami Heat's Big 3 (Lebron, wade and Bosh) and the OKC Thunder's top players (Durant, Westbrook and Harden). The said image is posted, shared and viral on different social media sites and blog sites.

image credit to rightful owner, posted on facebook

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Thor Funny Names and Images on Social Media Sites


















Check this Funny Picture Image which features different funny  names and images of Thor (Chris Hemsworth) which is posted on different social media and blog sites.

List of Funny Names and Images of Thor:
Calcula-Thor
Escala-Thor
Decora-Thor
Alliga-Thor
Investiga-Thor
Jani-Thor
Equa-Thor
Naviga-Thor

*images credit to rightful owner, repost on facebook

Price Tag (Funny Tagalog Lyrics) Pacman vs Bradley Viral Photo in Social Networking Sites - Pinoy Funny Jokes Images


















After the controversial sports boxing event in world of boxing last June 9 at Las Vegas Nevada whereas Timothy Bradley shocked the world as he grabbed the the WBO Welterweight Champion from Pound-for-Pound king Manny Pacquiao via split decision.  Here comes so many version of edited (photoshopped) images and photos which features people involved in that said event. Check out this Funny Tagalized Lyrics of Price Tag (popularized by Jessie J) which posted and viral on different social networks and blog sites.
image credit to rightful owner, posted on facebook

Here's the lyrics of the Tagalized "Price Tag" in Pacman vs Bradley Fight

Let sing (Price Tag)

"Talo na si Manny..Manny..Manny
Tinalo siya ni Bradley..Bradley.. Bradley
Umiyak tuloy si Jinkee...
Hinamatay si Mommy...D!"

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Wheel Chair Gang Goes International Viral on Social Media Network - Pinoy Funny Jokes Images


















After few famous Filipino personalities came up with their own drama in life you noticed that they have all in common - Wheelchair.  Check out this Pinoy Funny Jokes Images which features the new member of Wheelchair Gang -  Timothy Bradley.  Bradley faced the media sitting in wheel chair after the controversial split decision with Manny Pacquiao last June 9 at Las Vegas, Nevada

*image credit to rightful owner, posted on facebook

"Wheel Chair Gang Goes International, Pinakabagong myembro nasabat...
Habang nasa aktong nagnanakaw ng Sinturon..."

Boston Celtics and Manny Pacquaio - Pinoy Funny Jokes Images















Boston Celtics come up short with Miami Heat in their NBA Western Conference Finals Game 7, while the Pound-for-Pound king Manny Pacquaio lost his WBO Welterweight belt to Timothy Bradley via controversial split decision. Check out this Tagalized Funny Photo of Boston Celtics and Manny Pacquiao which viral and posted in social networking sites.


Mother and Son Tagalog Jokes - Pinoy Funny Jokes Images


















Check out this Pinoy Funny Mother and Son Jokes Image, hope you'll like it!

Mother: Knock! Knock!
Son: Who's there? (laughing)
Mother: Nanay Mo..
Son: Nanay mo, who?
Mother: LOKO KA! Nanay mo'to buksan mo Pinto!
Hahaha!


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image credit to rightful owner, thechewingnemix.tumblr.com and posted on facebook


Pinoy Ambulance Jokes with Juan - Pinoy Funny Jokes Images


















Check out this Tagalog Funny Jokes Image with Juan with his Teacher.

Teacher: Juan spell "ambulance"
Juan: A....M...B...
Teacher: faster!
Juan: wew..Wew..wew..
wew wew wew wew wew...
tabi Ma'am! mababanga ka!  Lolz!!!XD


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*image credit to rightful owner, switrevenge08 posted on Tumblr.com

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